Sweet Butter

Who am I?

2011-04-27T17:26:00.001-07:00

chamois cream

2011-04-12T14:01:00.001-07:00

Freshjive Moving Pictures - Bicycle Seat from freshjive on Vimeo.

Summer 2011

2011-03-17T14:04:00.000-07:00

Cant wait for CX season to come around again. Cleaned my rig, threw some new wheels on her, and im ret to go.

Dear August,

Please come soon.

Things i'd pay more than $100 to do.

2011-03-17T13:56:00.000-07:00

Have sex with Britney

Kill one of my sales managers

Hang out with Charlie Sheen for a night

Blow myself

and this:

VCA 2010 RACE RUN from changoman on Vimeo.

Well said.

2011-02-01T14:15:00.000-08:00

Sunday Muddy Sunday

2010-12-21T16:11:00.000-08:00

2010 CX season has officially come to a close and when I tell you that we went out with a bang...I assure you....we went out with a bang. As you know, life is a series of lessons learned and although I made it through most of the season only learning small lessons....this last Sunday was a day of real proper lessons. Let me share.

1. when racing in the mud, or dirt, or any surface for that matter, dont...I repeat DONT remove your brakes before the race starts. Im an idiot. So when I hear a few people in the parking lot say stuff like,"there was so much mud on my bike and in my brakes that I virtually didnt need them." the word "virtually" can some times be mistaken for "literally". Just want to take a side note here and say that I ate a little pain killer candy about 20 minutes ago and I feel delicious right now. totally forgot what I was talking about. oh well. Dont take the brakes off your bikes.

2. dont run into trees. this might tie into #1, but im high right now so let me melt to myself.

3. judges are important people with power. When you power slide into a puddle and get them dirty, they are most likely gonna be pissed. but im high so I dont care.

4. If you do break your hand. Ask for these, and thank me after you're done itching.

Here are some more photos from the day. Good times. Good drugs.

Dear Jesus and/or Santa

2010-12-10T19:50:00.000-08:00

Crew Thik

2010-12-08T12:41:00.000-08:00

Happy Birthday Tom

2010-12-07T17:19:00.000-08:00

If you dont know. Now you know to know.

Penultimate dude.

Full Gas

2010-12-07T16:34:00.001-08:00

Full Gas: Riding a Time Trial with Fabian Cancellara (Intro) from Halo Films Ltd on Vimeo.

Im Black Bitch.

2010-11-29T18:32:00.000-08:00

"Guess who's back in the motherf*cking house..with a fat d*ck for your motherf*cking mouth"-Snoop Dog.

Things to point out about this photo:
1. posting photos of yourself on your own blog is gay.
2. yes, there was more than 2 people in my race.
3. yes, I AM gay.
4. yes, its seems as though the chap next to me is also gay.
5. this photo could have been taken in my backyard but I assure you it was not.
6.yes, I AM gay.
7. that white jersey I am wearing is the State Championship jersey.
8. yes, white jerseys are gay.
9. even losers win sometimes.

My back AND my neck...

2010-11-09T18:40:00.000-08:00

That's actually a lie...its just my back. No neck involved. Either way I'm fairly screwed at this point and the only thing that is remotely redeeming is the fact that I'm all hopped up on drugs that were legally given to me. Yeah....there's a first time for everything right? I mean....when I'm not on all these pain meds its the worst pain Ive ever felt in my life. Mind you Ive broken almost every bone in my body, including 3 broken hearts and a punctured lung. None of them hurt as bad as this.
   Not really sure what happened really. One minute I was warming up for a race, and the next I could barely move. It was horrible. Not only could I not walk.....but I had just payed about $80 to race both Saturday and Sunday!! What the hell was I gonna do?? So like any red blooded American that hates to give up, and/or lose..I strolled over to the medical tent..ate some Ibuprofen...and completed my race in absolute pain. Came back the next day.....and did it again. My back was broken..but my will to beat anyone wearing a Lagrange jersey was not. Victory was mine. Fuck them.

   Went to the doctor Monday morning. Come to find out I'm an idiot and should have not raced on Saturday OR Sunday. Its kinda tech, but I wore down the cartilage in between my facet joints on my spine. So instead of there being proper lube that lets the joints in my spine go back and forth without rubbing on each other, mine are going raw dog and I'm doing the ol' bone to bone spinal jam. No bueno.

   verdict: 10 days off the bike..tons of vicodin and norco's, booze, and unprotected sex and i should be back to %100 by Christmas.

Dear Jens

2010-10-25T17:06:00.000-07:00

Dear Peggy

2010-10-19T12:44:00.000-07:00

Thanks for the letter, but next time just dont park that close to me. Also, that dent in your brand new Mercedes bumper was not...i repeat....was NOT from my bike rack jamming into you 4-8 times while trying to pull out of the precarious position you put my car in.

Schnap!!!!

2010-10-18T16:05:00.000-07:00

Sequence of events for Oct 16, 2010.

- drive to valley

-register for cyclocross race

- warm up

-mad dog my opponents in horrifically offensive green and navy kits

-start race

-move to front

-snap chain

-smash pelvic bone on stem

-flip over front of bike

-break handlebars

-scream

-throw bike

-bleed

-apologize to friends for wasting a drive out, and a nice day on my stupid race

-Starbucks
-drive home
-google how to make a noose

See you faggots next weekend.

New Tattoo

2010-10-06T13:01:00.001-07:00

Why waste what is the perfect canvas complimented by the perfect
butthole/belly button? No reason really.

Funday afternoon.

2010-10-04T13:56:00.001-07:00

Picked up this gem of a bike on Friday afternoon from my friendly neighborhood rip you off even though you hang out here, send all your friends here, and are friends with us bike shop. Its my new cyclecross bike, not even sure if that's how i spell it? Basically a road bike with BMX tires and smaller gears. Took it out on Saturday for the first time and had a yabba dabba doo time. I was 12 again. Bunny hopping, sliding through dirt, jumping, and running over shit you could NEVER run over or even near on a road bike. This thing is my new favorite thing in the garage. Sunday was a cyclecross race....so I figured what could possibly go wrong..I'll sign up for a few races and see what happens. The fun continued...grass course with tight turns, stairs to run up, barriers to jump over, and a lil tiny patch of mud to ride through. Good good fun. When it was all said and done, I was filthy, tired, sore, and happy. This could be a busy "off season" for me. I mean......the first race I won a beer....a BEER? These are my type of peeps. On top of that, the second race I won....they gave me a BIGGER beer. The only down side of this weekend was the drunk drive home. (that's a joke mom).

this is my new ride courtesy of BD and the good people at Giant. photo:Caffrey

interbike

2010-09-30T18:16:00.001-07:00

Welcome to Jerse.....I mean Vegas.

Best dude ever.

I heard Jens was at the Sram booth so I ran over and stood in a long line that seemed to never end. I finally got up to him, told him, "Hey, you're the best dude ever!", to which he replied, " that good right?"...Yeah dude....real good. I then asked the gentleman who was in front of me to take a photo of me with best dude ever....as you can see, he fuckin blew it and made my shit blurry.

So I went to the end of the line and started over...this time it worked.

"The Cannibal"...like most people that sit next to me....is miserable.

so sick

Cocaine-Reda

Cocaine with white metal flake.

Second best dude ever.

I saw a lot of wheels at the show.... these new Mavic are far and away the best shits in the building. I want, I want, I want.

Gotta love them sprinters. Manx missiles bike is a big bag of whatever...but fuckers fast.

roll your pant up, grab a u-lock, strap a carabeaner to you belt loop, tattoo your calf....and lets ride 6 miles to Orange 20 and be dicks to everyone on the way.

ashy to classy

worst kit in the building goes to.........

Hey look at me im rich and stupid and love Ed Hardy award goes to.......

I smoked a lot of weed, ate 6 tabs of acid while huffing camera lens cleaner and came up with this invention award goes to.....

(this is a gutter for sweat to be worn on your head)

Hate Trek, Love Black

Free lunch if you can ignore the fact that 1 out of every 6 people wash their hands after using the restroom. (thats true bitch)

if i was rich...this is what my closet would look like.

Awesome 3 days of drinking, breathing cigarette smoke, and cursing like a sailor...next stop:

The Everest Challenge- 205 miles w/ 29,500 ft of climbing. What could possibly go wrong?

Name one of your friends that hasn't crashed.

2010-09-29T11:35:00.000-07:00

Happy Tuesday.

2010-09-21T13:27:00.000-07:00

My LIfe

2010-09-14T20:19:00.001-07:00

Kicked to the curb.

2010-08-09T17:52:00.000-07:00

Well yesterday marked the end of my first race season. Would love to say I went out with a bang, but the truth is quite the contrary. After riding in a circle for an hour, all the while trying to save energy for the last 500 meters. Every lap seemed to be 6 miles long and it was getting old real quick. Then the last lap came....I made my way to the front of the pack....came around the last corner and was good and ready to draft a 7ft dude with pistons tattooed on his calf's until I was kicked to the curb (literally) by some shit bag. FML. Pissed.

The sad part about all this is that the race winner probably got $50 and an inner tube. Yet I went home and had the worst fucking day ever because all I could think about was that low life measly mother fucking shit bag douche fucker that pushed me into the curb and in turn never even gave me a chance at a victory. Not saying I would have won, I actually probably wouldn't have. But I would have been top 5. I'm such a sore loser. Then again, if it didn't hurt so much to lose, it wouldn't feel so good to win. It could always be worse.

On to cycle cross bitches.

Agreed

2010-08-06T11:45:00.000-07:00

Make It Happen

2010-08-06T11:31:00.001-07:00

Tour de Lance

2010-07-25T12:32:00.000-07:00

Dont joke with my food.

2010-07-06T09:24:00.000-07:00

Frank Schleck Comercial 2009

2010-07-03T16:28:00.000-07:00

Schnicks

2010-06-30T13:36:00.001-07:00

MTV Shows

Hell of the West

2010-06-28T15:58:00.001-07:00

Throw this on the ipod, and thank me later.

Ashy to Classy....

2010-06-10T15:58:00.000-07:00

Bike Porn

2010-05-27T13:18:00.001-07:00

If I truly knew how to use this fancy Google machine then I would make a little bubble coming out of the top of this bike that said, "Buy me." But I'm a ra-tard...so just imagine it k? This is the new Cervelo R5ca and it will retail for approximately $9800 and will ship with frame, fork, headset, zero-setback seat post, a Rotor crankset, and a hot blond to blow you, your mind, and melt your sweet little face. Frame weight with hardware will come in around 700-715 grams....which is about 1 1/2lbs. Re Dick You Lusssss. Obvs this dude blew it with the white bar tape and the stupid Zipp logo's on the wheels, but besides that...this thing is murder. Can someone photoshop this shit and make it how i want please. Send it to elcrapola@mac.com.....

Now does anyone have a lawn I can mow for $10,000 ?

Tastes Like Chicken?

2010-05-26T14:52:00.000-07:00

I was once told never to believe anything you hear, anything you read, and only half of what you see. My Dad told me that, so just like everything else he ever told me, I ignored it completely. I'm a believer. Cant really put my finger on the exact reason why, but for shits and giggles lets just say I have faith in people. So when this nice young man peddled up next to me on our weekly group ride and professed that sardines were super good for you, I of course believed him. He told me why but I forgot...but somewhere in his 15 minute explanation the words "ultimate athlete food" were spoken....that, I know. Maybe not in that exact order..who cares. Sounds good to me....but wait...arnt sardines bait? Or is that anchovies? Salmon eggs?Crab legs...Don't you normally catch edible things with inedible things? You never can count anything out though. People drink goats blood in some places cuz they think it makes you smarter, or more fertile, or something. Watch Discovery Channel...its on there. Each guy has a better solution than the next. One guys says eat peanut butter, the next says cranberry juice. The ones I tend to listen to are the ones that are the quickest. No need to listen to a guy you dropped right? A Cat 1 guy told me about Spizz...so i bought 12 canisters and thought it was the best shit in the world.......until of course I ran out and didn't feel one bit of difference. I heard about NEW XS...which was awesome for about 20 minutes, then I wanted to puke. Lance uses this shit, so it must be proper healthy right?? No...dude crashed for no reason 3 into the Tour of California and couldn't even finish the race, so I'm off of that and going with the sardines.

So these are the ones i picked. I put them in between some bread slices, added some veganaise, along with some fake cheese, and voila....I had a sardine sandwich.

That sandwich made my house stink, and my breath reek. But I feel good and I think it worked?

Make sure you check back next week for another episode of "things you couldn't care less about"

Stage 5 clinger

2010-05-24T11:00:00.000-07:00

souvenier

peloton

here they come

the long hard road

my life

my lunch

Jason and I after 7000 ft of climbing.

Jason just crossed the line.

Road Rash

2010-05-18T11:20:00.001-07:00

i'll take 2

2010-05-07T10:27:00.000-07:00

member when

2010-05-04T07:48:00.000-07:00

Hero status

2010-04-26T12:18:00.000-07:00

The More You Ignore Me......

2010-04-21T18:34:00.000-07:00

Thanks Platt.

Mexibro trailer

2010-04-15T09:41:00.000-07:00

I hump whores...lots.

2010-04-07T16:49:00.001-07:00

Nike is brilliant. This is marketing at its finest.

Nike- "Hey Tiger, since you fucked a 100 whores and tried to ruin your wife and two kids life we are gonna need to run some sort of "man I feel bad for poor Tiger" ad. Ummm, we were thinking.....Your dads dead right? You got any tape of him laying around that we could hack up and make it sound like he's talking to you about the whole whore incident?"

Tiger- "Yeah he's dead, and I do have some old tapes of him rambling about one thing or another, but do I have to talk or do anything in the ad?"

Nike-"Fuck no dude, you just stand there and we'll take care of the rest. Good luck in the Masters this weekend, and try not to fuck any whores."

Tiger-"Ok. I'll see what I can do.

Stop honking

2010-03-26T14:48:00.001-07:00

Wrist cutters

2010-03-26T14:47:00.000-07:00

How to spot a douche.

2010-03-18T10:17:00.001-07:00

Good Morning LA

2010-03-16T10:34:00.000-07:00

Sweet sweat

2010-03-15T18:14:00.000-07:00

Cheer up.

2010-03-12T16:35:00.001-08:00

Astana gets attacked by bears.

2010-03-11T17:29:00.000-08:00

Voigt Leads paris-nice!!!!

2010-03-10T11:27:00.000-08:00

"Can’t I just start alone? I don’t need a team. All I need is a mechanic and a car!”

- Jens Voigt

fRideday

2010-03-05T17:07:00.000-08:00

This is my life ...argh

2010-03-04T19:55:00.001-08:00

Subject: Fwd: Goggle report

Good seeing you brutha... were green lighted so lets blow this fuggah up.
Ill forward fotes to you manana.
ride safe bruh
dylan

Junk Mail

2010-03-03T11:37:00.000-08:00

I love these!!!

------ Forwarded Message
From: Syleca Toure <sylectoure@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 03 Mar 2010 09:22:02 +0000
To: sylectoure <sylectoure@gmail.com>
Subject: Hi

Hi,

i am Miss syleca toure, i will like to have longterm-relationship with you, i need a man to trust and i am a young girl, i will send my photo and tell you all about myself if we can trust each other and i really need a man like you now. send a message to me via this email address sylecato@gmail.com . if you are intrested to know who i am ok, take care.
miss syleca.

------ End of Forwarded Message

Japanese Time

2010-03-01T08:10:00.000-08:00

Whats up doc?

2010-02-24T17:18:00.000-08:00

Dear Morrissey,

Although we both know that it is extremely far fetched to think that you would take time out of your day to read das sweet butter, and/or even know what the hell it is, I still feel the need to address your lending of the song "everyday is like Sunday" to a bunch of rabbit lovers. It maka no sensa to me. NFL Sunday commercial.....yes. Save the bunny's....not so much. Either way I love you dearly, and would be gay if you were to so request. THIS is retarded, and its a cartoon. gay, and gay.

While your at it, you can lend "ambitious outsiders" to this film.

Chicken Dinner

2010-02-23T09:16:00.001-08:00

Purple Horses

2010-02-20T21:21:00.001-08:00

The Assassin

2010-02-19T16:52:00.000-08:00

That's P.R.O.

2010-02-18T10:43:00.000-08:00

Vegas sucks

2010-02-16T19:37:00.001-08:00

Its a small world

2010-02-15T18:25:00.000-08:00

Are and Are

2010-02-13T16:42:00.000-08:00

As you were.

2010-02-12T19:06:00.001-08:00

Kutter

2010-02-11T10:07:00.001-08:00

I miss Mexico

2010-02-09T17:44:00.000-08:00

Snookin' for love.......

2010-02-09T17:41:00.000-08:00

Heaven

2010-02-08T19:19:00.001-08:00

The rain.....

2010-02-08T09:06:00.001-08:00

Man o man.......this rain is a real drainbow. The only thing its really good for is catching up on netflix, and being depressed. The latter of which I surely do enjoy. Also a drag, is the pure and simple fact that I cant ride my bike...this is no good. Thank God there's a little thing called spinning, which is sorta like this. Yeah, I know....you're welcome.

The road life

2010-02-02T13:16:00.000-08:00

Pedro

2010-02-02T11:24:00.000-08:00

Thanks Jerry.

Im Full

2010-01-26T18:17:00.001-08:00

Schicks.

2010-01-26T17:15:00.001-08:00

margarita messages

2010-01-26T15:16:00.000-08:00

I heart drunk girls that have my phone number.

The 80's ruled

2010-01-22T10:59:00.001-08:00

Futurecop! - 1988 Girls (INSTRUMENTAL TNUC 'SKIN' VERSION) from TNUC on Vimeo.

Prank Calls for Days

2010-01-21T17:02:00.001-08:00

Gordito

2010-01-21T15:24:00.001-08:00

What NOT to say to a woman

2010-01-19T20:11:00.001-08:00

"That was you..... Right?"

Just cant get enough

2010-01-05T17:59:00.000-08:00

Dear Snookie

2010-01-05T17:21:00.001-08:00

I love you. I would never punch you in the face. I will gel my hair, and pump iron to be in your chunky arms. I dont care that you wear Ed Hardy hats that are bedazzled. I dont care that you do hand stands in clubs with no undies on. I dont care that you are 20lbs over weight. And I dont care that you've probably slept with more people than I have. I also dont care about your STD's...so there.

Happy New Year!!! 2010

2010-01-03T19:53:00.000-08:00

Hard to believe it, but 2010 is here. That's crazy. 2010. When i was in 6th grade they would tell us by 2010 we would be living on the moon, and have a cure for cancer. Well neither of those are true and now that i think about it, we arnt even close, but i will say that Avatar in 3-d is pretty space like....so i guess theres that. 2010....its like it cant be real, time go's by so friggin fast. Sometimes for the good, and sometimes for the bad. Bad in the way that my hair has got a bit more grey in it. Good in the way that the worst year of my whole entire life 2009, which i can only assume caused much of the grey hair is now officially over. Thank God.

So we are off to a fresh start. Turn over a new leaf. Put on a fresh new tee and pretend it never happened, yet learn from it at the same time. I cant say that I'm expecting huge things out of 2010, to put it mildly, if 2010 is 2% better than 2009....then I'll be satisfied. So here's to a new year, new tee, fresh leaves, and maybe a girlfriend......hey...a guy can dream can't he?

Thats what I think #5 "Precious"

2010-01-03T19:45:00.001-08:00

Here's another movie that makes you reconsider all the complaining you do about your life. This chick Precious has a horrendous life and her mom is a cunt. Through it all she gets accepted to some special school and overcomes it all, even after being molested by her dad. Oh, and she's morbidly obese to top it off. Who thinks of this shit?

Great Movie, but only to be watched once. You watch it twice....suicide hotline might get involved.

thats what I think #6 "Me and Orsen Welles"

2010-01-03T19:44:00.005-08:00

Can't say there's ever been a shittier movie in my home. This was just horrible. The only redeeming thing about this movie was the fact that the chick from "My So Called Life" was in it, but then again at the end of the day that didn't even matter. I would totally go into the story and what the film was all about, but I went to put it in the DVD player and noticed that queer Zac Efron was in it, and i refuse to watch anything with that douche bag in it. I mean.....if i was a 12 year old girl I might think differently, but since I'm not..it sucks.

Two thumbs down.. and i didnt even watch it.

thats what I think #8 "Funny People"

2010-01-03T19:44:00.004-08:00

hahahahaha LOL hahahaha LMAO hahahahahah

Funny People is a comedy.

Funny People has a bunch of funny people in it.

Funny People is about one funny guy writing jokes for another funny guy.

Funny People isnt really that funny.

thats what I think #9 "Hurt Locker"

2010-01-03T19:44:00.003-08:00

HELLS YES!!!

This movie rules. If you are into guns, blood, war, death, blood, bombs, camouflage, hot sweaty dudes with guns, blood, bombs, and camouflage....then this is the film for you.

Based on the dudes in the military that defuse bombs, this is an in depth look at the crap they have to deal with, and the sketchy jobs they do on a daily basis. Great movie, highly recommend it. Within the first 2 min of the movie you will be locked in and itching for more. A good itch, not a "i have crabs" itch.

Must see this movie.

thats what I think #7 "Crazy Heart"

2010-01-03T19:44:00.001-08:00

THE DUDE IS BACK!!!!!

This time around Jeffrey Lebowski, aka The Dude stars in this film about an alcoholic country singer (weird) that travels around singing his songs, writing music, and drinking himself into oblivion. Until of course he meets a hot chick that makes him get on the strait and narrow. Well like any good drama, it eventually happens, but he's a day late and dollar short.

Great Movie...a must see if only to see The Dude play a boozed up country guy.

Thats what I think #4

2009-12-23T17:40:00.007-08:00

A Single Man:

Wow, hate to say it but this movie was really, really good. Now I'm going to warn you ahead of time..this is a very, very gay movie, and I mean that quite literally. Directed by Tom Ford (yes, that Tom Ford) It's not a gnar as Broke Back Mountain cuz dudes don't hump and spit on each others junk..so if you sat through that without getting hard, then you can definitely make it through this.

Dudes boyfriend dies and he has a hard time moving on and being happy. Continuously debating suicide until one of his hot young juicy students (no homo) starts to hit on him, and gets him out of his shell....and his clothes. Just a proper heart warming story about overcoming the death of a loved one, moving forward, and eventually finding that love again. If you're homophobic...no need to worry, there is no boner shots in this film

Bottom line; Spend the money..this shits good, but don't go with your homie....cuz that would be super gay..literally.

Thats what I think #3

2009-12-23T17:40:00.005-08:00

Invictus:

Once again starring Jason Bourne (this dude must be rich) this movie is about the South African rugby team in the early 90's and there quest for a world cup title.....and suprise suprise...they friggin win. This is like that Apollo movie that came out back in the day in the way that you already know the outcome. Let me break it down for you real quick so you can save your $12;

Rugby team sucks

Mandella gets out of prison and thinks if he can get the Rugby team to win that the country will have something to come together to cheer about cuz the blacks and the whites hate each other.

Jason Bourne is the leader of the team and is really buff (no homo)

They win.

Bottom line: Hoosiers, Teen Wolf, Rudy, and now Invictus= Predictable, and once again NO nudity. Lame

Whatever....party of 1, your table's ready.

Thats what I think #2

2009-12-23T17:40:00.003-08:00

Inglorious Bastards:

Tarantino is sorta my bomb, but can be quite hit or miss. Kill Bill, Grind House, and From Dusk Till Dawn sucked, but obviously he killed it with Pulp Fiction, Res Dogs, 4 rooms, Jackie Brown and now you can add Inglorious Bastards to that list. This film rules. Who wouldn't like a film about scalping Nazi's for 2.5 hours? Its laid out in the classic Tarantino way, but not all retarded with scenes that arnt in order ala Pulp. There is one stand out performance in this beauty of a movie and its this Christoph Waltz character...well he plays a Nazi guy, so I guess that's the character, but boy is he friggin good. Proper acting. And for all you girls and gays...yes Brad Pitt is in the movie, and he's as handsome as ever (no homo) and plays the lead Bastard in this. Bottom line: Don't miss this one...so far the best film I've seen all year and there's not even any nudity in it. That's what I think.

Thats what I think #1

2009-12-23T17:40:00.001-08:00

Harsh dark photo, but you get the idea. So here's the deal; my buddy works in the film industry, so right around this time of year, ever year, he gets screeners of the movies nominated for the grammys or whatever. Either way I though I would share them with you, and give you sort of a review....or a "that's what I think" segment. Enjoy.

The Informant:

This movie stars Jason Bourne and is about a dude who works at a huge corporation that is doing some shady shit, he turns into an informant for the FBI and after ratting his colleagues out, starts taping his conversations with upper management only to eventually claim that they were never doing anything wrong so he can get a raise and continue to drive a Ferrari. Kinda funny in parts, but not laugh out loud funny just.."I guess that was kinda funny" funny. The trailer is way better than the actual film. Bottom line: Movie kinda blows, but would be good for a date cuz you can just make out with your chick, and you wont really miss anything. That's what I think.

Happy Hannukah

2009-12-22T20:00:00.000-08:00

Dear God

2009-12-22T13:04:00.000-08:00

Please make the holidays go away.

thanks,

SweetButter

Extra extra.

2009-12-17T11:55:00.000-08:00

Long story short: I was broke, needed money, and was an extra on videos

when I was young. Never saw any of the stuff I was in until now. You probably

wont see me....but I promise I was there.

word of the day #1

2009-12-16T11:53:00.000-08:00

peccadillo [ˌpɛkəˈdɪləʊ]
n pl -loes, -los
a petty sin or trifling fault
[from Spanish pecadillo, from pecado sin, from Latin peccātum, from peccāre to transgress]

SO F*CKING HOT RIGHT NOW

2009-12-15T16:23:00.000-08:00

Work out much?

2009-12-14T15:03:00.001-08:00

Morrissey in Ventura

2009-12-12T09:07:00.000-08:00

Set List:

How Soon Is Now? / Irish Blood, English Heart / The Loop / Let Me Kiss You / Ask / First Of The Gang To Die / Cemetry Gates / I'm Throwing My Arms Around Paris / Is It Really So Strange? / Don't Make Fun Of Daddy's Voice / Death At One's Elbow / Teenage Dad On His Estate / Ganglord / Black Cloud / This Charming Man / I'm OK By Myself // One Day Goodbye Will Be Farewell

Amazing show. Fairly small venue. Morrissey rules.

Its gonna be a Brit Brit xmas!!!

2009-12-10T20:21:00.001-08:00

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

Oh Tiger......

2009-12-03T14:55:00.001-08:00

Attention Girls:

2009-12-02T13:18:00.000-08:00

The American Indian Ten Commandments

2009-12-02T11:12:00.001-08:00

Treat the Earth and all that dwell therein with respect

Remain close to the Great Spirit

Show great respect for your fellow beings

Work together for the benefit of all Mankind

Give assistance and kindness wherever needed

Do what you know to be right

Look after the well-being of Mind and Body

Dedicate a share of your efforts to the greater Good

Be truthful and honest at all times

Take full responsibility for your actions

Oh what tangled webs we weave.

2009-11-25T09:08:00.001-08:00

-" Hey, in your neighborhood, wanted to say hi. You around?"

- "sure come on by"

-"cool, gimmie 20"

- wow, she's really coming by.

Had a wonderful evening that I cant talk about,

but will remember for quite some time.

Why does, "We'll just have 2 drinks." turn into 14.

Woke up with a new pen, and some suggested movie titles.

I'm Britney's Dancer!

2009-11-23T20:32:00.000-08:00

Best iPhone app EVER