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Bike Porn

If I truly knew how to use this fancy Google machine then I would make a little bubble coming out of the top of this bike that said, "Buy me." But I'm a ra-tard...so just imagine it k? This is the new Cervelo R5ca and it will retail for approximately $9800 and will ship with frame, fork, headset, zero-setback seat post, a Rotor crankset, and a hot blond to blow you, your mind, and melt your sweet little face. Frame weight with hardware will come in around 700-715 grams....which is about 1 1/2lbs. Re Dick You Lusssss. Obvs this dude blew it with the white bar tape and the stupid Zipp logo's on the wheels, but besides that...this thing is murder. Can someone photoshop this shit and make it how i want please. Send it to elcrapola@mac.com.....

Now does anyone have a lawn I can mow for $10,000 ?