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Sunday, January 3, 2010

Thats what I think #5 "Precious"

Here's another movie that makes you reconsider all the complaining you do about your life. This chick Precious has a horrendous life and her mom is a cunt. Through it all she gets accepted to some special school and overcomes it all, even after being molested by her dad. Oh, and she's morbidly obese to top it off. Who thinks of this shit?

Great Movie, but only to be watched once. You watch it twice....suicide hotline might get involved.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Thats what I think #2


Inglorious Bastards:

Tarantino is sorta my bomb, but can be quite hit or miss. Kill Bill, Grind House, and From Dusk Till Dawn sucked, but obviously he killed it with Pulp Fiction, Res Dogs, 4 rooms, Jackie Brown and now you can add Inglorious Bastards to that list. This film rules. Who wouldn't like a film about scalping Nazi's for 2.5 hours? Its laid out in the classic Tarantino way, but not all retarded with scenes that arnt in order ala Pulp. There is one stand out performance in this beauty of a movie and its this Christoph Waltz character...well he plays a Nazi guy, so I guess that's the character, but boy is he friggin good. Proper acting. And for all you girls and gays...yes Brad Pitt is in the movie, and he's as handsome as ever (no homo) and plays the lead Bastard in this. Bottom line: Don't miss this one...so far the best film I've seen all year and there's not even any nudity in it. That's what I think.

Thats what I think #1

Harsh dark photo, but you get the idea. So here's the deal; my buddy works in the film industry, so right around this time of year, ever year, he gets screeners of the movies nominated for the grammys or whatever. Either way I though I would share them with you, and give you sort of a review....or a "that's what I think" segment. Enjoy.

The Informant:

This movie stars Jason Bourne and is about a dude who works at a huge corporation that is doing some shady shit, he turns into an informant for the FBI and after ratting his colleagues out, starts taping his conversations with upper management only to eventually claim that they were never doing anything wrong so he can get a raise and continue to drive a Ferrari. Kinda funny in parts, but not laugh out loud funny just.."I guess that was kinda funny" funny. The trailer is way better than the actual film. Bottom line: Movie kinda blows, but would be good for a date cuz you can just make out with your chick, and you wont really miss anything. That's what I think.