Shyne is OUT

Shyne is getting out of jail today!!!! This was the cat that basically took the heat for P.Diddy back in the day when he and J-Lo were up in the club and someone started shooting. Everyone said it was P.Diddy, and of course the rumor is that he paid Shyne to do the time for him. Either way.....dude is out, and im sure there is more drama to come...stay tuned.

I can't believe it's been 9 years.......and incase you be forgettin'

OSB Update.....

Get your dicks out, it's Cocktober.

When you don't write for like....ever (say that with a valley girl accent) then I have to title the post "OSB Update". I know, I'm gay, but that's the way love goes....which BTW is a great Janet Jackson song.

So the Gnarly Davidson is in the shop with two blown head gaskets. That sounds so tuff to say. Its your go to if you don't know anything about motors. As if you were at a party with a group of guys and you got caught up in some conversations about heads, and cams, exhaust, and all things the like...and you just want to fit in so you say something like, "yeah, blew my head gaskets last weekend." What does that mean???? I can happily admit that I, like you, had no idea whatsoever. Actually thinking that it was one of those things that never REALLY happened...like when someone says they "threw a rod". Nobody throws rods...right?? or do they? who knows. All I know is that when I dropped the bike off at the local chop shop...dude took out a flashlight, pulled his jeans up by the denim just above the knee, kind of like when golfers do it with their slacks before reaching down and retrieving the ball out of the hole, bent down.....turned on the light, and then POW! the words I never thought I'd hear. "Looks like a blown head gasket." WTF? How does that happen??? Whats with these gaskets and why are they blowing? You remember this don't you? That was a gasket problem too. Maybe I drive too slow? Maybe its the lack of leather? Maybe its the jean vest? Maybe I should pay more attention to my bike before I ride it. If I had done that, I would have not, a) blown 2 head gaskets, b) lost my license plate on the freeway, c)lost my license plate mount on the freeway, and/or d) lost my side mirror. Never claimed to be smart. So that's my out. Have a great week.

Asr totally sucks

Lesson #753

I learned a very valuable lesson this Labor Day weekend, and that lesson is this:

If you are dating someone, and you want to know if you REALLY like them, take them camping, or on vacation somewhere that you'll have to constantly be with him/her for at least 3 days. If you don't want to slit your wrists by the end of that trip....carry on with the relationship. On the other hand, if you're google searching "how to make a noose" maybe its time to move on.

As for me.... CLICK

Viva La Cable

Flat tire today.... Bummer

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