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NOOOOOO Brit Brit!!!!!!!!!!!

This  might cause a break up.

I dream of Britney.

Maybe i have been doing a little too much obsessing about Brit Brit lately. Normally i would never say such things, but last night i had the weirdest dream about her. Not sure about you , but when I dream, i never really remember how they start. Its as if there is  no start and the middle of the dream is actually when it starts. Its all relative i guess, so the middle is the beginning even though the beginning of my dream was actually the middle? I don't know. Either way Brit Brit and I were somewhere out and about separately at a bar, or club. I decided that when i saw her i had nothing to lose, so i went up to her and asked her for her phone number. Of course its a dream, and more importantly its MY dream, and we all know that it would be a dream to get Brit Brit's number, so in my dream...she gave it to me. The problem is that she kept telling me the number and i kept getting it wrong. She would say 10 digits, i would write them down and show them to her to make sure they were right, and they weren't. Over and over i kept asking her and she would tell me again and again, but i never could get them right.I was getting SO frustrated.  Why couldn't i get it right?? Its Brit Brit!!! What does that mean?? Next thing i remember,  i was giving her a piggy-back ride,  running down the street thinking the paparazzi was following us, but then when i turned around, no one was. It was so weird, i thought for sure we were being chased, but nothing. We ended up at this old apt building that I've never lived at in real life, but i did recognize it from previous dreams. I hadn't been there in awhile so i was trying to put my key in all these different apt doors until one finally worked out. We finally got in the apt, and there was Seinfeld DVDs all over the floor, and my friend Berto's bicycle was there, along with his motorcycle leathers. It was as if i moved out, but left a bunch of stuff there.....Then my alarm went off, and poof........there went Brit Brit.

Dreams are amazing. I gave Brit Brit a piggy-back ride to my apartment. I love her.

Happy Birthday Britney

NEW ALBUM TODAY!!!  27th BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!  IM TAKING THE DAY OFF!! ITS A HOLIDAY AT SWEET BUTTER!!!!

Brit Brit

Put your hands in the air if you love Sweet Butter.

hehe..me too Brit

Your laughing with me, not at me right?

I love Britney. Always have, always will. There is something about super rich white trash psycho blond chicks that do it for me. Call me crazy....but she's my bomb fer sheeze. This is her "dont call it a comeback" photo shoot for Rolling Stone. The pics are delicious, but somewhere burried deep in my black heart, im wishing for a return to the old Brit Brit...the fat, bald one with the wig....you feel me?

But now we have this:  "The New Brit"   All we can hope for is more kids and a heroin addiction. That should get her right back to where i like her.