Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Just cant get enough

Dear Snookie

I love you. I would never punch you in the face. I will gel my hair, and pump iron to be in your chunky arms. I dont care that you wear Ed Hardy hats that are bedazzled. I dont care that you do hand stands in clubs with no undies on. I dont care that you are 20lbs over weight. And I dont care that you've probably slept with more people than I have. I also dont care about your STD's...so there.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Happy New Year!!! 2010

Hard to believe it, but 2010 is here. That's crazy. 2010. When i was in 6th grade they would tell us by 2010 we would be living on the moon, and have a cure for cancer. Well neither of those are true and now that i think about it, we arnt even close, but i will say that Avatar in 3-d is pretty space like....so i guess theres that. 2010....its like it cant be real, time go's by so friggin fast. Sometimes for the good, and sometimes for the bad. Bad in the way that my hair has got a bit more grey in it. Good in the way that the worst year of my whole entire life 2009, which i can only assume caused much of the grey hair is now officially over. Thank God.
So we are off to a fresh start. Turn over a new leaf. Put on a fresh new tee and pretend it never happened, yet learn from it at the same time. I cant say that I'm expecting huge things out of 2010, to put it mildly, if 2010 is 2% better than 2009....then I'll be satisfied. So here's to a new year, new tee, fresh leaves, and maybe a girlfriend......hey...a guy can dream can't he?

Thats what I think #5 "Precious"

Here's another movie that makes you reconsider all the complaining you do about your life. This chick Precious has a horrendous life and her mom is a cunt. Through it all she gets accepted to some special school and overcomes it all, even after being molested by her dad. Oh, and she's morbidly obese to top it off. Who thinks of this shit?

Great Movie, but only to be watched once. You watch it twice....suicide hotline might get involved.

thats what I think #6 "Me and Orsen Welles"

Can't say there's ever been a shittier movie in my home. This was just horrible. The only redeeming thing about this movie was the fact that the chick from "My So Called Life" was in it, but then again at the end of the day that didn't even matter. I would totally go into the story and what the film was all about, but I went to put it in the DVD player and noticed that queer Zac Efron was in it, and i refuse to watch anything with that douche bag in it. I mean.....if i was a 12 year old girl I might think differently, but since I'm not..it sucks.

Two thumbs down.. and i didnt even watch it.


thats what I think #8 "Funny People"

hahahahaha LOL hahahaha LMAO hahahahahah

Funny People is a comedy.

Funny People has a bunch of funny people in it.

Funny People is about one funny guy writing jokes for another funny guy.

Funny People isnt really that funny.

thats what I think #9 "Hurt Locker"

HELLS YES!!!

This movie rules. If you are into guns, blood, war, death, blood, bombs, camouflage, hot sweaty dudes with guns, blood, bombs, and camouflage....then this is the film for you.

Based on the dudes in the military that defuse bombs, this is an in depth look at the crap they have to deal with, and the sketchy jobs they do on a daily basis. Great movie, highly recommend it. Within the first 2 min of the movie you will be locked in and itching for more. A good itch, not a "i have crabs" itch.

Must see this movie.

thats what I think #7 "Crazy Heart"

THE DUDE IS BACK!!!!!

This time around Jeffrey Lebowski, aka The Dude stars in this film about an alcoholic country singer (weird) that travels around singing his songs, writing music, and drinking himself into oblivion. Until of course he meets a hot chick that makes him get on the strait and narrow. Well like any good drama, it eventually happens, but he's a day late and dollar short.

Great Movie...a must see if only to see The Dude play a boozed up country guy.