1. when racing in the mud, or dirt, or any surface for that matter, dont...I repeat DONT remove your brakes before the race starts. Im an idiot. So when I hear a few people in the parking lot say stuff like,"there was so much mud on my bike and in my brakes that I virtually didnt need them." the word "virtually" can some times be mistaken for "literally". Just want to take a side note here and say that I ate a little pain killer candy about 20 minutes ago and I feel delicious right now. totally forgot what I was talking about. oh well. Dont take the brakes off your bikes.
2. dont run into trees. this might tie into #1, but im high right now so let me melt to myself.
3. judges are important people with power. When you power slide into a puddle and get them dirty, they are most likely gonna be pissed. but im high so I dont care.
4. If you do break your hand. Ask for these, and thank me after you're done itching.