If I truly knew how to use this fancy Google machine then I would make a little bubble coming out of the top of this bike that said, "Buy me." But I'm a ra-tard...so just imagine it k? This is the new Cervelo R5ca and it will retail for approximately $9800 and will ship with frame, fork, headset, zero-setback seat post, a Rotor crankset, and a hot blond to blow you, your mind, and melt your sweet little face. Frame weight with hardware will come in around 700-715 grams....which is about 1 1/2lbs. Re Dick You Lusssss. Obvs this dude blew it with the white bar tape and the stupid Zipp logo's on the wheels, but besides that...this thing is murder. Can someone photoshop this shit and make it how i want please. Send it to elcrapola@mac.com.....
Now does anyone have a lawn I can mow for $10,000 ?
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Dude, I let my ex-boyfriend borrow my zipps and he took the stickers off and I when I got them back, I was like, "WTF, you didn't just murder-out my Zipps"
agree with you on the white handle bar tape though
Nice but $10k?
A couple of years ago we talked about bike porn on AIDS/LifeCycle trip. bikeporn.com not available but it got cyclingporn.com...
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