Monday, April 26, 2010
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Nike is brilliant. This is marketing at its finest.
Nike- "Hey Tiger, since you fucked a 100 whores and tried to ruin your wife and two kids life we are gonna need to run some sort of "man I feel bad for poor Tiger" ad. Ummm, we were thinking.....Your dads dead right? You got any tape of him laying around that we could hack up and make it sound like he's talking to you about the whole whore incident?"
Tiger- "Yeah he's dead, and I do have some old tapes of him rambling about one thing or another, but do I have to talk or do anything in the ad?"
Nike-"Fuck no dude, you just stand there and we'll take care of the rest. Good luck in the Masters this weekend, and try not to fuck any whores."
Tiger-"Ok. I'll see what I can do.