Thursday, October 8, 2009

R.I.P. Grandma

So sad to say, but my wonderful, lovely, sweet, hysterical, Grandmother passed away yesterday. She was the most epic grandmother a kid could ask for. She is missed dearly, but I know that she's in a better place now. Hopefully she will be re-united with my grandpa who left us far too soon as well. There is so much to say about this lady, but too heart wrenching to type it all out. May she rest in peace. If they have a world wide web in heaven, and you are reading this Grandma.....we love you, we miss you, you will NEVER be forgotten, and give Grandpa a great big hug for me, and know that one day we will all be back together again. If heaven is what they say it is, then you should be knitting on a couch next to Grandpa, eating chocolate, watching The Price is Right, and baking something delicious.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

DMV Day!!!

So I lost my license plate last week on the freeway going 80mph. As I could not turn around to retrieve the plate, I had to go to the DMV to get a new one. What a day, here's a little break down of my 3hr adventure.

-10:15am arrive at DMV. Line around the block, no tellin when I'm going

to actually get in the door.

-11:10am. Its only been an hour...Still in line, still outside but I can see the door!!

-12pm I'm inside finally. I'm directed to stand in a new line to find out what line I should be standing in......oh, and there's no place to sit.

-12:17pm Received my number, B174...the number they are currently serving is B26. Siked. Time to look for a seat.

-12:24pm. I'm now sitting and trading off watching The Office on my phone

and the pudgy 19yr old Spanish girl breast feed right next to me. The boob is out, and I see nipple. If I'm being honest, I haven't seen much of The Office episode. Can you blame me?

-12:35pm. People are sneezing and coughing everywhere. Swine flu lives at

the Dmv. I could die here. This cant be good.

-1:10pm. Only three hours after arriving do I achieve my goal of

receiving a new plate for my motorcycle. God bless government offices.

-1:15pm. In my car scribing a sticky note that reads, " DMV MAKE APPT NEXT TIME"

Shyne is OUT

Shyne is getting out of jail today!!!! This was the cat that basically took the heat for P.Diddy back in the day when he and J-Lo were up in the club and someone started shooting. Everyone said it was P.Diddy, and of course the rumor is that he paid Shyne to do the time for him. Either way.....dude is out, and im sure there is more drama to come...stay tuned.

I can't believe it's been 9 years.......and incase you be forgettin'

Monday, October 5, 2009

OSB Update.....

Get your dicks out, it's Cocktober.

When you don't write for like....ever (say that with a valley girl accent) then I have to title the post "OSB Update". I know, I'm gay, but that's the way love goes....which BTW is a great Janet Jackson song.
So the Gnarly Davidson is in the shop with two blown head gaskets. That sounds so tuff to say. Its your go to if you don't know anything about motors. As if you were at a party with a group of guys and you got caught up in some conversations about heads, and cams, exhaust, and all things the like...and you just want to fit in so you say something like, "yeah, blew my head gaskets last weekend." What does that mean???? I can happily admit that I, like you, had no idea whatsoever. Actually thinking that it was one of those things that never REALLY when someone says they "threw a rod". Nobody throws rods...right?? or do they? who knows. All I know is that when I dropped the bike off at the local chop shop...dude took out a flashlight, pulled his jeans up by the denim just above the knee, kind of like when golfers do it with their slacks before reaching down and retrieving the ball out of the hole, bent down.....turned on the light, and then POW! the words I never thought I'd hear. "Looks like a blown head gasket." WTF? How does that happen??? Whats with these gaskets and why are they blowing? You remember this don't you? That was a gasket problem too. Maybe I drive too slow? Maybe its the lack of leather? Maybe its the jean vest? Maybe I should pay more attention to my bike before I ride it. If I had done that, I would have not, a) blown 2 head gaskets, b) lost my license plate on the freeway, c)lost my license plate mount on the freeway, and/or d) lost my side mirror. Never claimed to be smart. So that's my out. Have a great week.