Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Thats what I think #4

A Single Man:

Wow, hate to say it but this movie was really, really good. Now I'm going to warn you ahead of time..this is a very, very gay movie, and I mean that quite literally. Directed by Tom Ford (yes, that Tom Ford) It's not a gnar as Broke Back Mountain cuz dudes don't hump and spit on each others if you sat through that without getting hard, then you can definitely make it through this.

Dudes boyfriend dies and he has a hard time moving on and being happy. Continuously debating suicide until one of his hot young juicy students (no homo) starts to hit on him, and gets him out of his shell....and his clothes. Just a proper heart warming story about overcoming the death of a loved one, moving forward, and eventually finding that love again. If you're need to worry, there is no boner shots in this film

Bottom line; Spend the money..this shits good, but don't go with your homie....cuz that would be super gay..literally.

Thats what I think #3


Once again starring Jason Bourne (this dude must be rich) this movie is about the South African rugby team in the early 90's and there quest for a world cup title.....and suprise suprise...they friggin win. This is like that Apollo movie that came out back in the day in the way that you already know the outcome. Let me break it down for you real quick so you can save your $12;

Rugby team sucks

Mandella gets out of prison and thinks if he can get the Rugby team to win that the country will have something to come together to cheer about cuz the blacks and the whites hate each other.

Jason Bourne is the leader of the team and is really buff (no homo)

They win.

Bottom line: Hoosiers, Teen Wolf, Rudy, and now Invictus= Predictable, and once again NO nudity. Lame of 1, your table's ready.

Thats what I think #2

Inglorious Bastards:

Tarantino is sorta my bomb, but can be quite hit or miss. Kill Bill, Grind House, and From Dusk Till Dawn sucked, but obviously he killed it with Pulp Fiction, Res Dogs, 4 rooms, Jackie Brown and now you can add Inglorious Bastards to that list. This film rules. Who wouldn't like a film about scalping Nazi's for 2.5 hours? Its laid out in the classic Tarantino way, but not all retarded with scenes that arnt in order ala Pulp. There is one stand out performance in this beauty of a movie and its this Christoph Waltz character...well he plays a Nazi guy, so I guess that's the character, but boy is he friggin good. Proper acting. And for all you girls and gays...yes Brad Pitt is in the movie, and he's as handsome as ever (no homo) and plays the lead Bastard in this. Bottom line: Don't miss this far the best film I've seen all year and there's not even any nudity in it. That's what I think.

Thats what I think #1

Harsh dark photo, but you get the idea. So here's the deal; my buddy works in the film industry, so right around this time of year, ever year, he gets screeners of the movies nominated for the grammys or whatever. Either way I though I would share them with you, and give you sort of a review....or a "that's what I think" segment. Enjoy.

The Informant:

This movie stars Jason Bourne and is about a dude who works at a huge corporation that is doing some shady shit, he turns into an informant for the FBI and after ratting his colleagues out, starts taping his conversations with upper management only to eventually claim that they were never doing anything wrong so he can get a raise and continue to drive a Ferrari. Kinda funny in parts, but not laugh out loud funny just.."I guess that was kinda funny" funny. The trailer is way better than the actual film. Bottom line: Movie kinda blows, but would be good for a date cuz you can just make out with your chick, and you wont really miss anything. That's what I think.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Extra extra.

Long story short: I was broke, needed money, and was an extra on videos
when I was young. Never saw any of the stuff I was in until now. You probably
wont see me....but I promise I was there.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

word of the day #1

peccadillo [ˌpɛkəˈdɪləʊ]
n pl -loes, -los
a petty sin or trifling fault
[from Spanish pecadillo, from pecado sin, from Latin peccātum, from peccāre to transgress]

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Morrissey in Ventura

Set List:

How Soon Is Now? / Irish Blood, English Heart / The Loop / Let Me Kiss You / Ask / First Of The Gang To Die / Cemetry Gates / I'm Throwing My Arms Around Paris / Is It Really So Strange? / Don't Make Fun Of Daddy's Voice / Death At One's Elbow / Teenage Dad On His Estate / Ganglord / Black Cloud / This Charming Man / I'm OK By Myself // One Day Goodbye Will Be Farewell

    Amazing show. Fairly small venue. Morrissey rules.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Attention Girls:

The American Indian Ten Commandments

Treat the Earth and all that dwell therein with respect

Remain close to the Great Spirit

Show great respect for your fellow beings

Work together for the benefit of all Mankind

Give assistance and kindness wherever needed

Do what you know to be right

Look after the well-being of Mind and Body

Dedicate a share of your efforts to the greater Good

Be truthful and honest at all times

Take full responsibility for your actions

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Oh what tangled webs we weave.

-" Hey, in your neighborhood, wanted to say hi. You around?"

- "sure come on by"

-"cool, gimmie 20"

- wow, she's really coming by.

Had a wonderful evening that I cant talk about,

but will remember for quite some time.

Why does, "We'll just have 2 drinks." turn into 14.

Woke up with a new pen, and some suggested movie titles.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Monday, November 16, 2009

Dear Jake

I'm not sure that I have given enough praise to you for turning my bike from unrideable gayness, to ride-able non gayness. Having bought my bike about 4 1/2 years ago on a total fluke, and it sitting on my street collecting dust, rust, and cob webs for 2 miraculously came to my house after talking at a sales meeting about my hated Harley....put it in your van....and drove into the sunset. You some how transformed a bike I seriously couldn't have given 2 shits about into one of my most prized possessions. I owe you a great deal of thanks, gratitude, and blow jobs (no homo) for what you have brought to my life.
Coming back from my Mexico trip I was just crossing the border to get back into the states, and I had a moment of...I don't know...gayness?...So siked to have taken this trip, on this bike, with this fucking seat, all the way to Cabo and back...and its all because you took the time to simply ask me, "You gotta bike, how come you never ride it?". So Jake, thank you very much for all the help with the bike. If you ever need an overhaul on your 10 speed bike, call me.

Before Jake

After Jake

Monday, November 9, 2009

Baja Mexibro

the starting line

the agenda

the coldest day ever on a bike.....wind chill sucks.

dirt road for 10 hostel


there is no road for 10 miles, or house or anything..not sure how this dude got here.

a church in the middle of nowhere that was soon turned into a fireworks show. Sorry God.

Pastor Arto

Kai, the bike ninja..he wore this for 13 days. No joke.

Epicly Patrick


On a steel horse I ride.

Mexican gas station.

San Ignacio

Muleje. This place got wrecked by a hurricane.

Post card #1

water is warm, the booze is cold, and im 120 miles from my first shower in 5 days

La Paz. No Starbucks, but a Burger King with fries!!!

This is El Diablo...i thought coming from LA was gnar, this dude rode from Vancouver with Kai

El Pescadero skate park. Not so skateable

This is the literal end of Baja. The rocks in the background are it. Siked to make it.

You wanna gotta pay for it.

My windshield

gas station stop #375

Editor, and Producer/Stresser

Post card #2

Post card #3

Kai, Arto, and Keegan.

Arto getting tubed

Heaths ride.

This bike was the leader of the pack...where it went, we followed.

Im no Ansel Adams, so forgive the bad photos. All in all, best motorcycle trip ever. Lots of fun, lots of miles, and most importantly my Sweet Butter made the whole trip without any problems. I highly recommend this trip to anyone who rides. Once you get past Tijuana, the sketch is over and the fun begins. No problems whatsoever with any borders or any locals. If anything, they were siked to see us. Most of them wanted to take pictures of themselves on the bikes which was pretty epic.

Things to bring to Mexico if you go:
1. Starbucks've seen the advertisement....believe the hype..shit works, and Mexican coffee is made with THEIR water which is no bueno.
2. Mosquito repellent. Fuckers are gnar.
3. Warm clothes...just cuz its Mexico, don't mean its warm. Like most women, the farther south you go, the warmer it head to the bottom pronto.
4. Stickers....they love stickers.
5. Someone who speaks Spanish...this is pretty key.
6. Purell

Thursday, October 8, 2009

R.I.P. Grandma

So sad to say, but my wonderful, lovely, sweet, hysterical, Grandmother passed away yesterday. She was the most epic grandmother a kid could ask for. She is missed dearly, but I know that she's in a better place now. Hopefully she will be re-united with my grandpa who left us far too soon as well. There is so much to say about this lady, but too heart wrenching to type it all out. May she rest in peace. If they have a world wide web in heaven, and you are reading this Grandma.....we love you, we miss you, you will NEVER be forgotten, and give Grandpa a great big hug for me, and know that one day we will all be back together again. If heaven is what they say it is, then you should be knitting on a couch next to Grandpa, eating chocolate, watching The Price is Right, and baking something delicious.