Schnap!!!!

Sequence of events for Oct 16, 2010.

- drive to valley

-register for cyclocross race

- warm up

-mad dog my opponents in horrifically offensive green and navy kits

-start race

-move to front

-snap chain

-smash pelvic bone on stem

-flip over front of bike

-break handlebars

-scream

-throw bike

-bleed

-apologize to friends for wasting a drive out, and a nice day on my stupid race

-Starbucks
-drive home
-google how to make a noose

See you faggots next weekend.