Friday, November 28, 2008

Black Friday

Today is "Black Friday". Not sure why, not sure how the name got picked, but im siked on all things black, so i aint complaining. To blend in with the do gooders and holiday happiness i decided to attend a food drive/ brock party at Strussy and Undeafreated here in LA.  Why not help out the less fortunate while hangin with the homies at the same time. So I grabbed some canned goods, jumped on the hoopty,  and rolled on down to La Brea. 
The block was hot, the music was reggae..which should be spelled ray gay, cuz thats what it is, and the dunks were rimited.  Good times, good vibes, and even more importantly, free food and booze. You know there aint no party like a free -ass party.  Things were poppin' (thats hip hop for going really well) and everything in the store was on sale except the employees.
The Brobots, aka The Blackouts, aka The Brothers, aka The Jeffersons, aka Ako and Atiba came out to spin (plug an ipod in) the first set, followed by some randoms and then  DJ AM. Dont know much about that cat except that he's omnipresent. I swear to you that i have literally been at a club, he's in the dj booth, I split to go to another club, and the second i walk in, i look, and that s.o.b. is in the friggin dj booth. Not sure how he does it, but what i am sure of is that he's been with Mandy Moore, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Ritchie, and numerous others. So not only is being omnipresent a sweet magic trick to play when your in a love triangle, but it gets you laid too. Who would have thought?  If I had the foresight to know that using a record player could make me rich, and get me laid, i'd never had bought a cassette tape, but instead steal music off the interweb, and by a nano. Gosh im dumb. My next life im going to be a procycling DJ. Lance got Kate Hudson and Mary Kate Olson. Chew on that.

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